| Guy: | Hey, what's up? |
| Brandon: | This is the national sperm bank association, you squeeze it, we freeze it! Would you like to make a donation? |
| Lady: | Please leave a message after the tone. |
| Brandon (Calls Walmart): | Do you guys, by any chance, sell whale sperm? |
| Employee: | What? |
| Brandon: | Do you guys sell whale sperm? |
| Employee: | Sell what? |
| Brandon: | Whale sperm. |
| Employee: | No we do not. |
